Sunday, August 30, 2009

Convicts Benifit (s)


The American government has screwed up bad. They accidentally sent 3900 prisoners $250 bailout checks ( Bail-out, ironic isn't it). When only1700 were eligible. But, of course the convicts who received that check accidentally are going to give it back. That money will be returned to its rightful owners. No problem.


Upon other news, stimulus checks have been serving quite a purpose recently. The police department has been using $250 dollar checks to lure in wanted felons. The plan is genius. Wanted man numero uno gets a letter telling him to come down to so and so place to collect a $250 check, he shows up and gets a little more then he anticipated...handcuffs. What a good system. Finally, someone is doing something right. Surely, broadcasting the scam on national television won't stop these wanted men from coming to collect their checks. Money is money. Of course the felons would not think that they would be scammed twice, after everyone knows about it. After all, fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you.


Out for now,
Danie



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